My open letter to Sodexo

Delicious SUNY meals that could not be finished. That should make for a wonderful garbage plate. Literally.

"Sodexo provides fresh, nutritious meals while working within the ethnic, cultural and nutritional needs of our clients. We promote local, organic and healthy ingredients grown through sustainable practices to keep our customers and our environment healthy and happy."

- Sodexo main page


Why don't we edit that?

Sodexo provides old, calorie ridden meals while working within obese, americanized needs of our stupid clients. We promote American, mass produced and heavy ingredients grown through Republican practices to keep our customers and our environment fat and depressed.

Tonight marks the day i begin my crusade against the shitty food I have to deal with everyday at UB. From now on I will be taking photographs of my food on campus and reviewing/grading them. The sad thing about Sodexo is that the food is really addicting in a bad way. Fast food on campus is a no go and to top it off they claim its healthy. In no way whatsoever is this food healthy at all. When everyone in school has the same smelling fart and shit you know you have some sort of crisis at hand.

I will do my best from this point on to review, photograph and critique every single meal I have and incorporate two rubrics. A college grade, and a home grade. When I begin I will chart a grading system on both aspects. My goal is to bring awareness towards all the students at UB. Not even UB, in fact the whole SUNY system to how shitty, yet delicious Sodexo is. This will be a fun, delicious and gut wrenching assessment that I hope everyone can laugh, yack and fart at. I speak on behalf of the University at Buffalo and the SUNY System and we would like to say, kiss our collegiate, laxative worn asses!

Sodexcock.